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Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

Another thing I do

Ow, my spirit! Bender, quit destroying the universe! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety.

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Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? You, minion. Lift my arm.


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And then the battle's not so bad? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! Shut up and get to the point! Ummm…to eBay?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Be quiet! You don't vote for kings. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

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